Tanning for Free
My eyes lit up when Joy asked me if I wanted to go with her to the tanning salon. I've always wanted to try it out. I thought, "what the hell, I might as well try it now". So we went to the tanning salon near Harris Teeter. They have sumpthin' going on there (like a small party) and I almost got cold feet.
Joy introduced me as her friend and I was given this piece of paper to sign. I indicated that I get tanned quickly. After finishing it, I was escorted to the tanning room right away. A small room with a big tanning machine, a painting, a chair, and a ceiling fan. I could hear loud music in the background.
Hmmm... Ogz mentioned sumpthin' about putting on a lotion but I wasn't given anything.
Anyhoo, I undressed, jumped in the space cocoon thingie (for a second there I got claustrophobic), wrapped my jewels with a towel, closed my eyes and pushed the button. A fan started spinning.
After 10 minoots, the machine stopped. I got out, wiped the machine (you'll sweat in there) and inspected myself. Nuthin' much has changed. I quickly dressed up and left the room. Got reunited with Joy a few minoots later.
I didn't get the service that I expected. The staff should learn how to entice potential client. I got a free tanning service alright but the quality of service should never be compromised.
Oh, bloody hell. I'll get my tan somewhere else... a beautiful beach perhaps.
Joy introduced me as her friend and I was given this piece of paper to sign. I indicated that I get tanned quickly. After finishing it, I was escorted to the tanning room right away. A small room with a big tanning machine, a painting, a chair, and a ceiling fan. I could hear loud music in the background.
Hmmm... Ogz mentioned sumpthin' about putting on a lotion but I wasn't given anything.
Anyhoo, I undressed, jumped in the space cocoon thingie (for a second there I got claustrophobic), wrapped my jewels with a towel, closed my eyes and pushed the button. A fan started spinning.
After 10 minoots, the machine stopped. I got out, wiped the machine (you'll sweat in there) and inspected myself. Nuthin' much has changed. I quickly dressed up and left the room. Got reunited with Joy a few minoots later.
I didn't get the service that I expected. The staff should learn how to entice potential client. I got a free tanning service alright but the quality of service should never be compromised.
Oh, bloody hell. I'll get my tan somewhere else... a beautiful beach perhaps.
posted by knottydon at 5:29 AM
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