Effing Bad Joke

When I setup my laptop this morning, I found some scratches on the lid. Son of a bitch!!! I have really, really taken care of this laptop for a year and 7 months, only to find out one morning that scratches would appear from nowhere. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkk! I need a miracle scratch remover. Where do I get one?